I'm fairly confident that I've learned the white man's stealth dance pretty well. I still get my groove on (to the beat, btw) and I'm having a blast. You'll see my head move, but not in a way that shifts the image too much. It's just not all out hippy twirling, head banging stuff.
In stealthing, the tape comes first, otherwise why stealth? You could try and set it up under a coat or something off to the side by a PA or something.