Can anybody give me some ideas for a decent (men's)
bag with a labyrinth of pockets, maybe some with velcro fasteners, guaranteed to confuse whoever may pry therein. Doesn't need to be a big bag at all, more of a decoy than anything. Mics could be in there right at the bottom corner but that's it. Rest will be normal stuff like umbrella, hat, keys, wallet, tissues, etc etc. Thanks in advance!