I was going to release two multicams for free which are undoubtly the best U2 multicams ever. Nobody will ever see them and no multicam from this tour will come even close to mine.
Great!! Now you can watch them in your man cave while jerking off thinking about all the people out there in the world who are heart broken because they'll never get to see these amazing video.
Whatever you do, PLEASE don't have a change of heart about these "best U2 multicams ever" and decide to release them. Just hoard them and make sure your will says they are to be buried with you so that no one else ever sees them. And here's what they will put on your grave marker: