Topic: Recommend me a good S!@#i%h bag!

[yates7592]

Can anybody give me some ideas for a decent (men's) bag with a labyrinth of pockets, maybe some with velcro fasteners, guaranteed to confuse whoever may pry therein. Doesn't need to be a big bag at all, more of a decoy than anything. Mics could be in there right at the bottom corner but that's it. Rest will be normal stuff like umbrella, hat, keys, wallet, tissues, etc etc. Thanks in advance! 

[gormenghast]

I don't know about an umbrella, but the Think Tank Retrospective series bags have too many pockets and too much velcro for my photography needs.  You might find it useful though.  Looks like a messenger type bag.  I have the 5.

https://www.thinktankphoto.com/pages/shoulder-bags

I have a Filson Daypack I've used over the summer.  Not full of pockets, but gets them to focus on other stuff.

http://www.filson.com/luggage-bags/backpacks-rucksacks/small-pack-11070413.html#656