shane, how did band camp treat ya, i can see you as one of those guys bringing an inflatable pool and lounging in it between practices...lol
me on the other hand, i would go by band camp in between football practices and ask:
"I have seem to lost my rusty trombone, has anybody seen it?"
or other key phrases that most certainly included "rusty trombone"
"Hey, how many rusty trombone players are there in the band this year?"
and the younger kids would be lke "uhhh, we arent really sure."
I amuse myself waaayyyy tooo easily.