So, the OP PM'd me and we had a couple of exchanges, just to get this back on topic. There are methods. I mean, you could put stuff in your shoe, break it apart all across locations. Or, pretend you are a journalist. Or, sneak in through the gift shop.
Appreciate Hoserama sharing his perception of this particular exchange (a paradigm that I subscribe to as well). PiedPiper, yes, I was throwing in sarcasm but I also think it can be hard to convey truly one's true intent online at times. So, we are all friends and have much more in common than things apart. Let's roll with that.
Say what you will about furburger, obviously I see how folks may find him somewhat offensive at times but dude is a crazy good taper. He is, in some circles, a taping legend. Nice guy, in reality. That said, I have yet to see anyone on this thread's dick and I am ok with that.