I know the title of this thread is goofy but with all the talk of 32 bit and all of it's cures for our ills (which is perfectly true in our use case and being able to set and forget) I find myself heading in the opposite direction. I recently got a Nakamichi 500 cassette deck at Goodwill. I got it home and gave it a thorough cleaning and it turns out that all of the functions work as they should. This deck has all the same features as the 550 (employed by Mike the Mic and many others) the only difference is that it is AC power only.
3 mic inputs - left, right and blend (center) on TRS jacks
stereo line inputs and outputs
VU meters (that have extended range compared to most consumer decks at the time -40 to +5)
limiter
Dolby
faders for all inputs and the summed output plus a headphone socket
The plan is to use a set of the Nak 300 mics which a taper in MN was nice enough to sell me for a fair price straight into the mic pres on the unit and record the Blues Traveler - Big Head Todd double bill in a few weeks at my home base outdoor venue. I'm friendly with the stage manager FOH and light guys so I can make arrangements for them to bring in my stuff ahead of time to skip drama at the door.
Kinda looking forward to using media that spins again! Got a NOS 5 pack of Maxell XLii 90s