Let me just step in for a bit.
I agree, instead of negative statements, please try to provide some suggestions as well.
One method I have found to be quite good is to put two *small* mics side by side. Hold them in front of a speaker and play pink noise at approx 80dBA or so. (I wear earmuffs when doing this, otherwise it sounds like I'm behind a waterfall.)
I record with a stereo rig, Edirol or whatever. Then I play back and analyse the spectrum with say two to five seconds of averaging.
This is a "quick and dirty" sanity check, that the mics are both outputting a good signal, and that they have similar responses. I've done this with: small omnis (Countryman B3, Sennheiser MKE2, etc) and with slightly larger mics (AT853, CA11, Sennheiser MKE40, etc).
Enhancements. Get a calibrated mic. I could also do one mic right after another, being careful to put both mics in exactly the same position.
I think the biggest problem is the room response, which can vary quite a bit with position. The second is the speaker response, which again can vary quite a bit.
Anyway, this kind of "sanity check" is good enough for small (5mm) omni mics. It would be a good way to match a dozen WM61a capsules, for example.
Richard