Dialup, exclusively
Man, that's gotta be painful. I have FIOS and love it. 15 mb down/ 2 or 3 up. It was an introductory offer and a much better price and speed than I was getting from Comcast (with very unreliable service).
That's no coincidence. They target those offers based on what's currently available in the area. Funny, b/c I consider those speeds slow for FIOS ... since I sustain those same speeds on my Comcast service since the DOCSIS 3 upgrade (despite only having a DOCSIS 2 modem & only subscribing to the most basic service offered)