Can't clamp anything. Per bar management my rig needs to be low profile, i.e., people at the table behind me shouldn't be able to see it. Personally I agree - while I don't want loud chatter going into my mikes (and it's the band who has the problem with this on the recordings, not I), I don't want other people to feel they have to shut up just for my recording. I'm not paying any more than they are and it tends to build resentment that can ultimately backfire. I don't even know if my idea of a simple tabletop stand will be allowed, since the mikes will be visible where my stealthies aren't. Me, I'm just hoping someone doesn't dump a drink all over them.