Oh man... I'm sorry (and I feel your pain), but that may just be the funniest thing I've read here in a while.
You might have to put two new pots in this, but I can't say for sure as I've never totally backed a potentiometer out! There are a bunch of guys on the board who could do this for you. I'd open it up first and take a good look at how that pot works (like I said, I've never actually seen the insides of one) and it should be pretty obvious if you need to put new one in.
shane