I use something like two pairs of tighty whities, ducktape the seams together so nothing falls out. I wanna try out spandex.
+t for the good advice & also an early morning chuckle as I imagine this single post without the context could potentialy derail any elective office aspirations you may have.....in the Bible Belt anyways...
"sir, are there actually ducks involved??"
"i heard him say, 'paaaaa-tch'---of course..."
ahem! uh...anyways another +t for the mics *behind* the bible-belt trick, thats pretty 007 stealthy.