Nothin' huh, nobody does any printing at home? 
I print at the office.
at 120 ppm, four color, super hires, UNIX-based super RIP, and a MAC G5 workstation to play with
And I steal the boss's 80lb glossy paper, too . bwah-hah-hah-hah

the toner kegs are bigger than those little girlie printers that you are talkin' 'bout
I know that doesn't help, but at least I get to brag

Seriously, good luck.
Watch the ink prices, that's where they get you.
Sort of like the free handles you get for the $8 razor cartridges...