Maybe consider a stereo ribbon?
Due to the rectagular ribbon format, the polar behaviour is sort of SD-like in the horizontal plane if maybe LD like in the vertical plane I'd guess. The microphone bodies of the modern rare-earth magnet version are typically closer in diameter to a SDC than a stereo LDC. Typical ribbon concerns for handling and wind protection though, probably indoor use only.
Royer on the high end, various Chinese sourced variants as lower cost options- Busman, Cascade I think, probably a few others.
The Tetra looks interesting except for the support.
I'll be happy to answer any questions best I can from my experience with one. It does do Blumlein very well. Perhaps it's most useful aspect is that the recording can be adjusted afterwards to variants of 'almost Blumlien', which are often better suited to the recording than exactly 90-degree crossed 8s. The single microphone is small, descreet and easy to rig, but you'll need to record 4 channels and be comfortable with the post decoding, which is the cool part. Can do the same with a Schoeps Dual M/S setup, though that requires three microphones and three recorded channels.