To paraphrase A. Guthrie...
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“So, can you imagine a taper, wearing a Kangol, walks into a club sitting down recording a show then walking out? They may think he's really sick or something but they'll leave him alone. But if two tapers wearing Kangol's walk into the same club, wearing the same color hat, sit down and record the show then walk out?... They may think they're both gay and of course leave them alone. But if three tapers wearing Kangol's walk into the same club, sit down and record the show then walk out?... Why, they think it's an organization.... But! I meeean, can you, can you imagine fifty people a night, I said, Fifty people a night, wearing Kangols, walking in sittin' down and recording the show and walking out? Friends they may think it's a movement. And that's what it is, the "Everyone who wears a Kangol is a Bootlegging Scum Bag Movement.” .... or they all own smart phones.

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