Vertical orientation got me thinking back on an old idea I had but never tried.. When open taping using a tall stand in situations where a wide mic-bar appropriate for spaced omnis isn't doable, I've considered wide spacing a pair of omnis vertically rather than horizontally, positioned above and below a regular horizontally oriendted coincident pair rather than being left/right of that pair. No useful positional imaging that way from the omnis, but the directional pair would handle that, and should still achieve appropriate spaced omni phase decorrelation to a low enough frequency, improving the sound of the bass and providing a nice open ambient "air". I should try that sometime.
I carry an umbrella on my walk to lunch here in summer, which serves as parasol more often than as an umbrella. Best way I've found to manage the Florida sun and heat. Far better than a big straw hat, I'd be drenched in sweat without it. I do the same traveling and hiking, when it serves a third purpose as walking stick. Carrying it does occasionally draw odd looks on sunny days (good call on avoiding puzzlement of the cathedral staff), but also sometimes knowing nods.
When I was running an ambisonic TetraMic I considered building it into the head of a walking stick somehow to use exactly like you mention, but never took it farther than the concept. Such a thing would be much easier with the Insta360.