So I had a conversation with my wallet yesterday, went something like this:
Me: hey wallet, I think i'm going to buy some mics.
Wallet: are you a fucking idiot? have you seen our fridge lately? the one that has 2 veggie burgers and a half empty container of cream cheese in it, and NOTHING else?
Me: yeah, but taping is more fun than eating.
Wallet: good point, what mics were you thinking about?
Me: TL's
Wallet: again, are you a fucking idiot? do you realize that you have a court date in two weeks in new jersey for having empty beer bottles in your car from the Camden Phish lot? This will not be cheap.
Me: yeah, I know.
Wallet: Did you forget that you have a mortgage?
Me: Okay, okay, I'll get the C4's.
Decision made, let the stand and cable shopping begin.