yeah, well you didn't exactly tell me how so no cookie. People say they "stealthed" a laptop and 2 12V SLAs.
"Excuse me, Taper Big Balls coming through, excuse me, if you could just make room for my giant ass nut in the pit that'll be helpful, thank you"
Thats a funny image. Big rectangular nut.
You can get stuff into a show in other ways. You don't have to crotch everything. I've gotten things in by putting gear in the bottom of a bag, with questionable items on top. Food usually works well. I throw a big fucking fit about why I can't bring apples in to eat, the food inside is expensive, what a fucking rip-off, etc. They make me throw out the food and then forget to look further. I look for a line where someone is getting busted for bringing in booze, and then act disgusted and complain that I'm about to piss my pants/please just let me in. It just depends on the situation. If it's full pat downs and metal detectors, you are SOL anyway.